I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying
and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA
COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR USI don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C section check your privilege
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
a bit asswounded
a tad bumbummed if you ask me
analinjury alert
sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top
As I was being my carefree self, driving myself home, dancing and blasting the radio loud, these 2 gentlemen in the car next to me acquired my attention. I happened to catch their eye as I was being foolish. Both kind gentlemen asked my number. I was being honest and gave to them my number but apparently they took it down wrong and got some poor person’s number and I guess left a voicemail. You tried guys! You tried.


