Kick rocks and smile

bex-chan:

if glee and the olympics had a baby

that would be eurovision

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 

AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

luanlegacy:

ryannxp:

feathers-theangel:

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

a bit asswounded

a tad bumbummed if you ask me

analinjury alert

rneerkat:

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

As I was being my carefree self, driving myself home, dancing and blasting the radio loud, these 2 gentlemen in the car next to me acquired my attention. I happened to catch their eye as I was being foolish. Both kind gentlemen asked my number. I was being honest and gave to them my number but apparently they took it down wrong and got some poor person’s number and I guess left a voicemail. You tried guys! You tried.